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ARE YOU A SOUTH AFRICAN POLITICIAN?

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Is your chosen mode of transport:
	Public, with the people
	On foot, so that I may grow strong and rise up against the oppressors
	German engineered, no question
	Is it still called transport when you're lying on a couch watching a DVD and eating caviar?

Nepotism is:
	The fraudulent awarding of government positions to family and friends
	What paid for my daughter's education
	Destroying our country's efficacy
	I'll have to ask my boss, uncle John, about it

Champagne is:
	A dastardly foreign import which steals business away from local wines
	A good way to survive a sitting of parliament
	Imperative at breakfast
	The perfect way to impress my latest mistress

Democracy is:
	An imperfect system, but the best available to us
	Where the people decide who leads them
	Stop Swearing!
	A good way to make money off taxes, LOL!

Mornings are a time for:
	Reflection on one's life
	Reading up on new developments in the country so that I may better serve my constituency
	Drinking a cocktail of pain killers, tomato juice, sugar drinks and liver tablets
	Thick curtains so the sun doesn't wake you

Limousines are:
	Best kept in the movies
	A nightmare to parallel park!
	A bit ostentatious, I personally prefer travelling by heavily-armoured Hummer
	What other auto-mobile is going to carry me AND my ego?

When I'm in parliament, I:
	Know I got lost on the way to the mall
	Listen attentively and add my valuable contributions
	Not sure, think I had a dream with a dragon?
	Thank the lord for mxit and Twitter on my Blackberry

Taxes:
	Along with death, they can't be avoided
	Are a way to invest money back into the country
	Would be a nightmare if I didn't weren't exempt from them
	I think the term you're looking for is 'government holiday fund'?

Blue Light Brigades:
	Might soon be banned in the Western Cape
	Are a disgrace
	That's a carnival in Brazil, right?
	Hello, how else am going to get to happy hour in time?

The leaders of Big Business in this country:
	Are overpaid
	Are doing a good job at keeping the economy afloat
	Are soooo stingy when it comes to giving me kickbacks!
	Are good guys, once you get passed that irritating work ethic thing

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