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WHAT LEVEL OF WORLD CUP WITHDRAWAL DO YOU HAVE?

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When I say Blatter, you say:
	Bless you
	Who?
	Thief
	Die!

Stare at the centre of your screen until your eyes go fuzzy Now, tell us what you saw
	The inside of a used tissue
	The shadow of Soccer City in the summer sunlight
	Sepp Blatter systematically raping the African continent of all its precious metals
	Simphiwe Tshabalala going route 1 to Mphela, as he hits the upright with a left footed stab past the keeper and the end of my world as we know it

Which of the following do you find yourself singing in the shower?
	Whatever's on the radio in the morning. Probably Justin Bieber
	Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole!
	Nkosi Sikhelela
	Waka, Waka, eh, eh. Followed by inconsolable blubbing

To make up for no Wc2010 soccer on TV you now watch:
	Any soccer I can find - the Russian 3rd division will do
	The PVR recording of the entire tournament in slow motion
	The collection of video tapes I made when I snuck into the Spanish team's locker room
	The David Beckham Home Video I bought online

Your ideal night out is now:
	Sitting around the dinner table with friends recounting the memories
	Sitting around the TV rewatching the memories
	Sitting around a soccer ball crying about the fading memories
	Locking Miroslave Klose in a cupboard and asking him to tell you about his memories

To you, a vuvuzela is:
	A plastic horn that was a great gimmick
	Something you keep in your cupboard and smile at from time to time
	The instrument you use to call your family to the dinner table
	A partner for walks through the forest and a great companion to snuggle up to on cold nights. Possible future marriage material

The internet is really good for:
	Youtube clips for highlights
	Seeing the best Wags and hotties from the tournament
	A great place to spread photoshopped pictures of hugging Diego Maradonna
	A great place to find photoshopped pictures of footballers in compromising positions

After the World Cup, the stadiums are:
	An example of what can be achieved if you throw enough money at something
	A great place to host concerts and future events
	My future wedding venue, with the alter in the goalmouth and the stadium filled with friends dressed in football jerseys and playing vuvuzelas
	A nice place to cuddle up at night when I want to stroke the blade of Grass where Ronaldo spat at the cameraman

Football is:
	A great spectator sport
	A wonderful way to bring together various cultures and religions of the world
	Better than rugby, so shut up
	My life

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