worldcup
ANSWER THIS QUIZ
| When I say Blatter, you say: | |
| Bless you | |
| Who? | |
| Thief | |
| Die! | |
| Stare at the centre of your screen until your eyes go fuzzy Now, tell us what you saw | |
| The inside of a used tissue | |
| The shadow of Soccer City in the summer sunlight | |
| Sepp Blatter systematically raping the African continent of all its precious metals | |
| Simphiwe Tshabalala going route 1 to Mphela, as he hits the upright with a left footed stab past the keeper and the end of my world as we know it | |
| Which of the following do you find yourself singing in the shower? | |
| Whatever's on the radio in the morning. Probably Justin Bieber | |
| Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole! | |
| Nkosi Sikhelela | |
| Waka, Waka, eh, eh. Followed by inconsolable blubbing | |
| To make up for no Wc2010 soccer on TV you now watch: | |
| Any soccer I can find - the Russian 3rd division will do | |
| The PVR recording of the entire tournament in slow motion | |
| The collection of video tapes I made when I snuck into the Spanish team's locker room | |
| The David Beckham Home Video I bought online | |
| Your ideal night out is now: | |
| Sitting around the dinner table with friends recounting the memories | |
| Sitting around the TV rewatching the memories | |
| Sitting around a soccer ball crying about the fading memories | |
| Locking Miroslave Klose in a cupboard and asking him to tell you about his memories | |
| To you, a vuvuzela is: | |
| A plastic horn that was a great gimmick | |
| Something you keep in your cupboard and smile at from time to time | |
| The instrument you use to call your family to the dinner table | |
| A partner for walks through the forest and a great companion to snuggle up to on cold nights. Possible future marriage material | |
| The internet is really good for: | |
| Youtube clips for highlights | |
| Seeing the best Wags and hotties from the tournament | |
| A great place to spread photoshopped pictures of hugging Diego Maradonna | |
| A great place to find photoshopped pictures of footballers in compromising positions | |
| After the World Cup, the stadiums are: | |
| An example of what can be achieved if you throw enough money at something | |
| A great place to host concerts and future events | |
| My future wedding venue, with the alter in the goalmouth and the stadium filled with friends dressed in football jerseys and playing vuvuzelas | |
| A nice place to cuddle up at night when I want to stroke the blade of Grass where Ronaldo spat at the cameraman | |
| Football is: | |
| A great spectator sport | |
| A wonderful way to bring together various cultures and religions of the world | |
| Better than rugby, so shut up | |
| My life | |
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